My Cat Has More Likes on Twitter and I’m Pretty Jelous.

My pet is more likeable than me.

I’ve been on Twitter for over two years now, I follow 320 people, I have over 300 Tweets, and I still only have 30 followers.

I mean what gives?

Sure I don’t have a face like that. But I’d like to believe I’m cute, just not furry with fangs cute.

I think I’m witty. My elementary school-aged kids think I’m witty, complete with cheesy knock-knock jokes and potty humor.

What gives that this little beast gets 300 likes and 6,000 views in just 4 hours, while I’m making duck face for two years and getting nothing!

Hell, I think my food pics are pretty awesome. I mean who doesn’t want to see what I make for breakfast, lunch, and dinner all 7 days of the week?

People want to hear my poorly worded abbreviated desk-top, calendar advice quips of the day, why else would I be on Twitter?